Satire

THE GLASS CEILING

My 18 month old daughter looks up at me in despair as I drop her at childcare again.

Oct 30, 2023

THE UNIVERSITY OF NAARM

I'm ten minutes into this lecture and I can already see that it's going to be a train wreck.

Oct 21, 2023

Oct 7, 2023

And I think I should be in charge of reorganising the economy.

Aug 9, 2023

I deserve them.

Aug 1, 2023

Because the idea of Whiteness must die.

Jul 2, 2023

They Told Me To Resign

They told me to resign.

Jun 17, 2023

The Left Wing Contradiction

I always despised poor people: they’re lazy and unclean.

Jun 16, 2023

I Voted For Labor

I voted for Labor.

Jun 6, 2023

I Wanted To Build A House

So I saved up for ten years and bought a vacant block of land.

Jun 5, 2023

Drive Subarus and raise transgender kids

Jun 4, 2023

I Died For My Country

I died for my country.

Jun 2, 2023

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