Northcote Mums
Drive Subarus and raise transgender kids
Do yoga at Good Vibes then cocaine at Purple Emerald
Vote for the Greens and marry a banker
Pay $4 million for a house on ‘stolen land’
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Drink champagne and talk about socialism
‘Carbon emissions will destroy the planet’
Fly to Europe two times a year
Take helicopter rides to the Yarra Valley
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Pronouns are she/her
In a battle with ‘anxiety’
Staycay at the Crown
Get pocket money from dad
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Holiday house at the Peninsula
Investment property in Collingwood
An unprofitable graphic design business
An Instagram page for their home renovation
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Mourn on 26 January
‘My thoughts are with Ukraine’
6 vaccinations
Lockdown PTSD
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Believe in diversity
Think all whites are evil
Except for themselves
Because they say they live in Naarm
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Negative gearing
Organic food
Veganism
The future is female
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Studied biology at Swinbourne
But think gender is fluid
And colonialism is evil
Have never seen an aboriginal
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Paid $4 million so won’t give their house up
‘Capitalism is evil’
But not when their husband gets a $300k bonus
Let’s do another line then renovate the kitchen
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