The Carbon Reduction Incentive

I’m in debt.

The issue is that my Universal Basic Income won’t cover expenses.

I pay WEF Tax, Indigenous Rent, and a Colonial Descendant Levy.

After that, there’s nothing left.

So I take loans from the Central Digital Bank to pay for monthly Food Rations.

And the White Privilege Equalisation Plan means I can’t get a higher paying job in the Organised Economy.

I skip dinner tonight, and let my wife have the last Insect Burger.

We talk about what it would be like to be able to afford children.

I turn on TV and see that the One World Government has introduced something called the Carbon Reduction Incentive Plan.

Citizens with debt can now apply for a Euthanasia Care Package.

My organs will be utilised, and the reduction in my carbon footprint will offset my debt.

I look at my wife.

We’re grateful to be provided with this opportunity for a better life.

Because with me gone, she’ll be eligible to receive payments from the Believe All Women Fund.

And with that, she’ll have enough to afford food.

That is, at least until the Central Digital Bank implements another Planned Inflationary Adjustment.

Buy maybe by then the Climate Catastrophe would have occurred, and it won’t matter anyway.

One can hope.

We make a sacrifice at the Carbon Alter for good fortune.

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