RAMPAGE
I’ll firebomb a Woollies just to take out all their cameras.
Then kidnap NAB’s CEO and get the ransom paid in cash.
My getaway’s a V12 and I send a pic to Greta.
Should I add a pizza box?
Probably not.
I cut off Lidia Thorpe’s power, water, and wifi.
Then hand her a boomerang and make her catch us dinner.
Sovereignty’s a pipedream, maybe this will shut her up.
(I doubt it)
It’s midnight and I’m feeling tired.
I pop a pill to keep the vibe alive, I’m with Dan Andrews at Revolver.
In the corner snorting ketamine and holding hands with drag queens.
He asks me where’s the amyl at.
I ask him what happened to Ryan Meuleman.
Then make him pay me back that $600 million.
I lock him in his house a while, inject him with some poison.
Raise his taxes ten times over and tell him that they’re modest.
Joyce and Albanese are out back kissing in the closet.
And I think that’s kinda cute so I give them their alone time.
But they ask me for a lift to Sydney and I just can’t help myself.
I send their bags to Bali and drop them off in Thomastown.
I give them 15 bucks for maccas and leave them there to rot.
And.
I wanna tattoo the First Amendment on Yaccarino’s forehead.
I wanna teach Jim Chalmers about economics.
I wanna get on BBC and tell them Jacinda Ardern r*ped me.
Hopefully then I’ll never have to hear her voice again.
It’s sunrise and they think I’m done.
But in reality I’ve just begun.
I put all the communists in hard labour camps.
Round up the doctors killing kids and throw them in there too.
I fire every blue-haired teacher.
Then tear apart the uni-party and defund the ATO.
Why is the CCP buying up all Australia?
Why is Chris Bowen blowing up the power grid?
And why can’t I get an audit of that $40 billion?
I don’t know.
The comedown is bliss.
Smoking doobies in the rubble.
Buying groceries with cash and never being filmed.
No propaganda in the classroom.
No perfidy in parliament.
No amnesty for human rights abuses committed “for my safety”.
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