EMPIRE

I’m stranded in the far reaches of the Commonwealth.

Communists have formed an alliance with the natives to take over the country and steal our land.

They’ve also implemented a class system: ‘First Nations’, and other.

It’s not quite clear what characteristics make a person ‘First Nations’, but I’ve been told that I don’t have them.

And now they want to make me an economic serf.

We’ve called upon the British King (our Head of State) for assistance. But so far these calls have gone unanswered.

It’s clear that he has no real power anymore. Britain is being run by corporate interests, and the King has pledged allegiance to the United Nations.

Despite the fact that the United Nations clearly states that its key objective is to eradicate ‘colonialism’.

But the ex-British colonies have become the greatest nations on the planet: America, Singapore, Canada. The list goes on.

And now they’re pouring trillions of (our) dollars into an effort to reverse this? And the King himself is complicit in the destruction of his own Empire?

Some people think it’s a noble cause. You know, one of those causes that will give you social clout at a champagne party.

But, as with all ideas born in the artificial vacuum of academia, it comes with unintended consequences and now we are seeing these come to fruition.

In Australia, our land rights are being stripped from us at an alarming rate, and 50% of the country is completely inaccessible to the majority of the population.

Citizens are being shut out of the democratic process, and the calls for violence and monetary compensation are increasing.

I fear that my people will face the same fate as the South African Boers.

But at least the South Africans have the ability to defend themselves (although this fact is probably of no consolation to those people).

For some reason our government has stripped us of the right to carry firearms.

And now they say we aren’t even allowed to use a baseball bat on home invaders.

What am I supposed to do when they come for my land?

I apply for a British Passport so that I may seek refuge in my native lands.

But they tell me I do not have any British heritage.

Just eight generations on this island and they’ve forgotten about my family already.

So I’m stranded.

And we’ve been abandoned by our Head of State when we need him the most.

Or do we?

Now that I think about it, Britain itself has fallen so far that perhaps it hasn’t actually abandoned us.

Perhaps, through sheer incompetence, it has let itself get to a stage where it can’t even help itself, let alone the greater Commonwealth.

London, the heart of the Empire, is a filthy, crime-ridden hellscape.

So maybe the Empire isn’t what it once was.

But, maybe, we can learn from its success.

Because there was something there that set it apart from every other nation.

The British way of life thrived in the most inhospitable, savage environments on Earth.

So maybe if they did that, we can survive an attack from the incompetent communists who are leading this coup.

Because we know that the communists have no real power and intelligence. They just use emotional manipulation and propaganda to steal resources from the people who actually produce things.

But people are smart now, they can see through those tricks. They don’t work anymore.

So maybe the capitalists will stop living as if they are a serf class and start to actually do something about it.

And we won’t need to call on the British Imperial Army for assistance.

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