DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION

The TV warns me about dangerous misinformation on the internet

At first this frightens me

But then I'm comforted 

Because the TV tells me that everything it tells me is true

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I trust the TV, and

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The TV told me that the internet was a fad

The TV told me to sell Bitcoin at $2k

The TV told me that property prices were about to collapse

The TV told me it would take two weeks to flatten the curve

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The TV told me that fat chicks are healthy

The TV told me that white people are aboriginal

The TV told me that Dylan Mulvaney was a woman

The TV told me that the BLM riots were peaceful 

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The TV told me to stop eating red meat

The TV told my wife that raising children was slavery

The TV told me to send more money to Ukraine

The TV told me to consider euthanasia

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The TV knows I have a 2-week memory span

The TV repeats the same thing over and over to make it come true

The TV tells me that life’s never been better

The TV tells me that life’s never been better

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I actually believe that life’s never been better

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