Concorde

We used to travel faster than the speed of sound on Concorde.

And send men to the Moon on Apollo.

These days we don’t do either.

And I don’t want to have to travel sub-sonic like some loser.

I wanna go FAST on Concorde.

But people only cared about that in the 60s and 70s.

When a house cost twice the average wage.

Now it’ll take you 30 years to pay one off.

And yesterday I saw that some dude won Miss Netherlands.

The Dutch have the most beautiful women in the world, and we used to celebrate that.

But these days we celebrate ‘courage’.

I’ve realised that ‘courageous’ people are just those who display their mental illness publicly.

And I think that’s kind of sad.

We also celebrate mediocrity now.

That’s why all the models are fat and going to the gym is discouraged.

And for some reason it’s an extreme view to think men shouldn’t breastfeed?

(Or do I say chest feed?)

And you’ll get fired from your job for saying that teenage girls shouldn’t be mutilated.

Kind of like how Moira Deeming got fired for standing up for women.

They called her a Nazi but that word doesn’t really mean anything anymore.

Just like racist, misogynist, transphobe, etc.

The Marxists destroyed the meaning of all these words. And others, too.

And you’re crazy if you ask why they’re trying to normalise euthanasia.

Or why Siri keeps getting worse.

And am I the only person who hates all these ugly Metricon houses?

Or who realises that going to university is more of an indoctrination than an education?

They used to teach you HOW to think, not WHAT to think.

And I think all these things are connected.

But maybe I’m wrong.

All I know is I have to fly to London in an Airbus which is fat, ugly, and slow.

Just like the Calvin Klein models.

And I’m not ok with that.

I want my aircraft to be like Concorde, and my models to be like Kate Moss.

Is that too much to ask?

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