COLLECTIVISTS

Why do all these dungeon-dwelling neckbeards think that they deserve to be my equal?

You’ll never have a house as nice as mine and I think that’s a good thing.

I mean, what did you expect?

You have a PhD in feminism and work 12 hours a week.

Don’t make me pay for your poor life choices.

Especially not by threat of force.

Because that’s what you’re advocating for, when you say you want communism.

Stealing from your fellow citizens to fund your own inadequacy.

And you’re ignoring the countless millions who perished under government ineptitude.

And you're ignoring the obvious reality that nobody has ever moved to Venezuela.

And all the North Koreans are trying to escape to the South. Except for Kim Jong Un, I suppose.

If you think that a centralised government can control the price of goods and services, then you’re completely oblivious to the complexity of the economy.

And I’m sorry, but I’m not trusting the guy who spent $600 million to not host the Commonwealth Games with something that complex.

The State is incompetent and inefficient.

It cannot innovate.

Every politician has three chins and soft hands.

And I’m the one funding their cushy office jobs.

These spineless, devious communists have somehow turned us into a serf class.

Because we’re the ones creating value, whilst they just extract it from us.

The whole system is backwards.

People who create value deserve all the power, and governments should administrate and make our lives easier.

Let’s put the ‘servant’ back in public servant. Please.

And the older I get, the more I realise that the collectivists are just jealous.

And that jealousy has turned into hatred and that hatred has led to this situation where I get taxed on my taxed dollars.

The communists cut down tall poppies to make themselves feel better.

But I’m not going to feel guilty about the fact that I spent less than I earned and invested the rest.

You could’ve done the same.

But you were too busy reading Karl Marx.

And engaging in academic autofellatio in the halls of Melbourne University.

And now you need the government to take my money just so you can pay your rent?

And you think that just because you’re a worker in my company that you deserve to own the whole thing?

No.

You’re not good enough.

And you don’t understand human nature.

Incentives matter.

All your taxes disincentivise effort.

And all your welfare payments incentivise laziness.

And the things you learnt about communism don’t work in the real world. It requires brute force to make people equal.

Because whether you like it or not, we’re not all equal.

And never will be.

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