Cacophony
Putin warns me about Marxism
The AFL feeds me KFC
Sports Illustrated says fat chicks are hot
Dan Andrews cuts my daughter’s breasts off
The ABC calls me a racist
Lidia Thorpe calls me a white c*nt
Stan Grant uses black face
The police tasered my grandma
My salary hasn’t increased since 1970
Climate change was supposed to kill me in 1980
The bank won’t let me withdraw cash
My doctor tells me to exercise less
A drag queen calls my religion immoral
Adam Bandt is my landlord
Aboriginals weren’t the first Australians
The treasurer is a communist
Joe Biden started World War III
Moira Deeming was martyred
Albanese censors me
Sea World is a hospital
Djokovic is a health risk
Amber Heard pooed in a bed
Two weeks to flatten the curve means ten years of taxes
The news is propaganda
Kambon says all whites must die
Epstein was a CIA Agent
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